Quote of the Day

Me: "Judge, may I go over some motions with you?"

Judge: "Sure."

Me: "Here is a Motion to Quash Evidence Made Part of the Court's Record. The proposed Ward does not believe...." and on I go with my explanation of the case

Judge: Silence.

Judge: Eye brows furrowed, "What attorney filed this? You know, Nik, shit don't stink till you stir the pot."

Me: mischievously smile. "Yes, sir."

Judge: "we'll address it on the date set for hearing."