Vote for me because she looks like Whoopi Goldberg

As I'm sitting in my office reading about Boob Taft in the Gongwer, the court administrator runs in and asks, "what's going on out there?" A few seconds later, the elevators all ding and deputies come running out. Black-belt Magistrates are running around, ready to restrain unruly clients. "What's wrong?" we all were asking.

Well, it seems that, if you're the prettier sister, you shouldn't say your uglier sister looks like Whoopi Goldberg, because, if you do choose to say that, your family might get in a courtroom brawl and get dragged out by the deputies, leaving your poor 90 year old mother alone in the courtroom with some attorneys to determine who gets to take care of her.

Seriously, people. At least it made for some good drama. Anyway, she really did kind of look like Whoopi Goldberg.