You would think...

that in an institution that influences at least 95% of its student body to be people who are constantly looking for a way to apply the elements of a tort to every possible situation; where people are tickled at the possibilities of my intentional and negligent tort liabilities from when I hit the tennis ball over the fence into the car windshield and it continued to roll under the kid's skateboard, tripping him, making him fall and break an arm while making him crash into a power line that knocked out power to a nearby neighborhood; where people get excited by an actual "thin skull" case; where peers scream and point at you with glee when you're walking outside the crosswalk, telling you that you're going to be contributorily negligent if you get hit by a car; where someone pinches a finger and instantly replies "Design Defect!"...you would think they would at least shovel the Fucking sidewalks so I wouldn't fall on my ass as I'm walking in from the parking lot. TORT!