Finals

For all my friends taking finals...

Oh the agony of preparing for the dreaded three page fact pattern in Jurisdiction where Bobby lives in Africa but has a flat in Boston and brings suit against the company that operates in Delaware but ships its business to Nebraska (not China, why can't they ever pick China?) and sells its product (running shoes) in Florida where Bobby picked up the product that he ordered via internet from an office in Georgia for the race he will run in Texas. I say bring the suit in China.

Or, let's try to authenticate a foreign document. Do I start with the 803 hearsay exception or with the 902 authentication rule? Or, do I merely sit and cry while my desk become increasingly cluttered to the point that I can't even find those really good chocolate covered pretzels to comfort me because they must be hidden in the clutter?

Sigh. Someone told me my blood type has turned to scotch (negative). I think he may have been correct.

All this to say, Good luck! I know you all will do fine. Study hard, and be prepared, take two pills (better if mixed with alcohol), and call me in the morning after your exam. (Just don't use Examsoft to write your answer--the hand cramp from writing for three hours straight will go away after a couple days and some icy/hot)

I'm proud of all of you who made it through this semester. We're almost done!!!!!